Need to learn more about `evil-goto-definition` because it is possible
and even likely that there is a known, friendlier alternative way to
dispatch the goto-definition using Evil's infrastructure. Needed a
hotfix, however, so this will have to suffice for now.
Finally ported my up-to-date emacs configuration here. I was putting
this off for a long while, unsure of how to handle all of the work. All
it took was my laptop being fried to force me to do this. So... voila!