Bootstrap some (initially very simple, mostly proof-of-concept)
benchmarking infrastructure using Criterion, using the newly-exposed lib
from tvix-eval.
Change-Id: I4bb93c142ba8d018d7e67e58ac8907a0429398a5
Reviewed-on: https://cl.tvl.fyi/c/depot/+/6156
Reviewed-by: tazjin <tazjin@tvl.su>
Tested-by: BuildkiteCI
Autosubmit: grfn <grfn@gws.fyi>