After switching my namespace separator from "/" to "-" the function,
`alist-get`, clashed (surprise!) with the pre-existing function, `alist-get`. As
I was struggling to debug my broken Emacs (it broke bc Emacs 27 rolled out), and
I changed the module name, "alist", to "al" attempting to defuse the issue.
In order for this to scale, I need to solve two things:
1. Ad-hoc ignore fill-column rules for URLs and other exceptions.
2. Run Elisp flychecker without evaluating my Elisp code and firing its
side-effects.