I wasn't using the previous KBDs, which were modelled after Vim's answer
for Paredit KBDs.
Some of the mappings bothered me, so I needed that made more sense to
me.
Finally ported my up-to-date emacs configuration here. I was putting
this off for a long while, unsure of how to handle all of the work. All
it took was my laptop being fried to force me to do this. So... voila!