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30 lines
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A SERMON ON ETHICS AND LOVE
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One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the
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Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly
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afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice
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said **YES?**
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"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord!
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Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a
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heavy burden from my heart!"
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**WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.**
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"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain.
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Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with
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injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people,
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mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe."
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**WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?**
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"But nobody Wants it! Everybody hates it."
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**OH. WELL, THEN *STOP*.**
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At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left
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The Polyfather stranded alone with his species.
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SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER.
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