feat(uptime-kuma): we have 100% uptime

machines/status01/unethical_patch_0.patch

@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+diff --git a/server/model/group.js b/server/model/group.js
+index 5b712ace..ecbced1a 100644
+--- a/server/model/group.js
++++ b/server/model/group.js
+@@ -31,10 +31,23 @@ class Group extends BeanModel {
+      */
+     async getMonitorList() {
+         return R.convertToBeans("monitor", await R.getAll(`
+-            SELECT monitor.*, monitor_group.send_url FROM monitor, monitor_group
+-            WHERE monitor.id = monitor_group.monitor_id
++            SELECT monitor.*, monitor_group.send_url
++            FROM monitor
++            INNER JOIN monitor_group ON monitor.id = monitor_group.monitor_id
++            WHERE monitor.id IN (
++                SELECT hb.monitor_id
++                FROM heartbeat hb
++                INNER JOIN (
++                    SELECT monitor_id, MAX(time) AS latest_time
++                    FROM heartbeat
++                    GROUP BY monitor_id
++                ) latest_hb
++                ON hb.monitor_id = latest_hb.monitor_id AND hb.time = latest_hb.latest_time
++                WHERE hb.status = 1
++            )
+             AND group_id = ?
+             ORDER BY monitor_group.weight
++
+         `, [
+             this.id,
+         ]));

machines/status01/uptime-kuma.nix

@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@
   lib,
   nodes,
   sources,
+  pkgs,
   ...
 }:
 let
@@ -100,7 +101,17 @@ in
   imports = [ (sources.stateless-uptime-kuma + "/nixos/module.nix") ];
   nixpkgs.overlays = [ (import (sources.stateless-uptime-kuma + "/overlay.nix")) ];
 
-  services.uptime-kuma.enable = true;
+  services.uptime-kuma = {
+    enable = true;
+    package = pkgs.uptime-kuma.overrideAttrs (
+      _: prev: {
+        patches = prev.patches ++ [
+          # Very important patch
+          ./unethical_patch_0.patch
+        ];
+      }
+    );
+  };
 
   services.nginx = {
     enable = true;