From e2f7cf6258f469ae9b69d0b5cce57b397c08c36d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: "Dr. J. Kubernaught" Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2017 15:05:34 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] docs: Add official code of conduct As dictated by the goddess to the eternal polyfather of love. Signed-off-by: Reverend Dr. J. Kubernaughtt The Most Recent --- CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md | 20 ++++++++++++++++++++ README.md | 6 ++++++ 2 files changed, 26 insertions(+) create mode 100644 CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md diff --git a/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md b/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md new file mode 100644 index 000000000..c4013ac13 --- /dev/null +++ b/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +A SERMON ON ETHICS AND LOVE +=========================== + +One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice said **YES?** + +"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden from my heart!" + +**WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.** + +"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe." + +**WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?** + +"But nobody Wants it! Everybody hates it." + +**OH. WELL, THEN *STOP*.** + +At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left The Polyfather stranded alone with his species. + +SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER. diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index 7b4d9ff6a..2095cc8fe 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -147,6 +147,12 @@ kontemplate apply example/prod-cluster.yaml --dry-run kontemplate apply example/prod-cluster.yaml ``` +## Contributing + +Feel free to contribute pull requests, file bugs and open issues with feature suggestions! + +Please follow the [code of conduct](CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md). + [Helm]: https://helm.sh/ [releases page]: https://github.com/tazjin/kontemplate/releases [AUR package]: https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/kontemplate-git/