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   </header>
   <div class="introduction">
-    <p>Hello, illuminated visitor.</p>
+    <p>Hi, I'm tazjin.</p>
     <p>
-      I'm tazjin. Usually you can find
-      me <a class="dark-link" href="https://git.tazj.in/about">programming computers</a>
-      using tools such as <a class="dark-link" href="https://nixos.org/nix">Nix</a>
-      and <a class="dark-link" href="https://www.gnu.org/software/emacs/">Emacs</a>.
+      I spend a lot of my time hacking on the
+      <a class="dark-link" href="https://tvl.fyi">TVL</a> monorepo and
+      doing other computer-related things. Follow me
+      on <a class="dark-link" href="https://t.me/tazlog">Telegram</a>,
+      via the feed here or (occasionally) catch me in-person
+      at <a href="https://undef.club/#about" class="dark-link">
+      undef.club</a>.
     </p>
     <p>
       Below is a collection of